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houseofcards:

[Source: Useless on We Heart It.]

hachi-inu:

yokhakidfiasco:

thisistwig:

satanrain:

Me

whaaat

still worth reblogging

swedes yo

(via deetledeet)

"I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess"

- Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

(via deetledeet)

"I always rip out the last page of a book. Then it doesn't have to end."

(via cryptcas)

biolumo:

dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

Aaaah I’m so excited

(via deetledeet)

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

image

how women actually are

(via deetledeet)

awwww-cute:

Took my girlfriend’a dog to the park. I think she likes me

(via thebollyknickers)

“There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive… wormhole refractors… You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.”

(via stupidape)

jesusinc:

dennys:

*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon

dennys what the fuck

(via manda)

kimyookwon:

[drug dealer voice] hey kid….u want some…..oh fUCk *1000 pictures of steve buscemi fall out of jacket*

(via armandthegreat)

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via panura)