les8ean:

les8ean:

I’m gonna say it

Florence + the Machine and Hozier may have fae energies, but Bastille has ‘immortal who has never entirely gotten over the mortal lovers he’s outlived’ energies

Pennydook: a fic

deetledeet:

Rated M.. tw: human remains. butt sex. An f word.

my friends wanted this and i’m doing it omg. ——– The babadook sauntered down the street after successfully claiming another victim, shivering with delight as he relived the fresh memory. As he glided, something peculiar caught his eye. A red balloon. 

“How odd, this time of night for there to be a balloon” he thought. He wiggled over to the drain it was attached to. Turning his head completely upside down he inspected to see what it was tied to. Suddenly: a face. A devious face that seemed to seethe out murderous intent… “just like me” thought the babadook.

“hello” the face said. “what is your name”

“babadook” he replied

the face seemed slightly taken aback “what a wonderful name, do you want to come float down here?”

“well, I guess i’m not doing anything better, i was going to proceed to someone elses nightmare but…floating is one of my favorite things”

the face grinned, the babadook couldn’t help but gasp and think how perfect a smile this face had - was he..blushing?

The babadook slithered into the storm drain and beheld his host, a clown. They were about the same height, which the babadook caught himself thinking that he liked that. “and what is your name, my generous host?”

“Pennywise the dancing clown” he grinned

“P-pennywise…what a wonderful name” 

Pennywise’ grin turned less sinister, almost more genuine. 

“You know,” said babadook, “my friends call me Baba for short, if that’s easier for you”

The two began walking down the sewers, pennywise leading the way by a few feet. 

“i think your hat is really lovely” pennywise stated “do you mind me asking where you got it?”

“Oh this old thing? I’ve had it so long I can’t remember”

The two continued down in the sewer tunnels. Babadook really enjoyed pennywise’ company. This was going to turn into a lovely night, baba could feel it. He didn’t know why he felt that way, that was just the vibe he was reading. Suddenly baba took a step and a loud crunch echoed throught the tunnels. He looked down and saw a small human skull, it had to be that of a child.

Pennywise stopped and slowly turned, another delightful grin on his face “does that frighten you?” Babadook looked up from the skull and saw the smile “on the contrary, dead children are one of my favorite things to look at” 

Pennywise’ eyes grew big “are you being serious? i finally have a common interest with someone?” Babadook smiled for the first time, his wide toothy grin and took a step closer to pennywise, letting his full weight crush the skull. “I’m very happy we met” he blushed. 

Pennywise’ eyes became playful, “i have a room i want to show you, i think you’ll really enjoy it” he turned and started leading the way. Baba followed. 

It was a little chilly down in the tunnels, the smell of rot and human filth permeated the babadooks senses. “Humans are disgusting, aren’t they” he said with a grimace. Pennywise chuckled “That’s partly why i live down here, besides the dampness, humans hate their own filth and don’t come looking for me. I just lure them in when i’m hungry” 

“are you hungry?” asked baba

“Not for human flesh…no i’m craving something else right now”

Baba became aware of the tension between them. Was he imagining this? No, it had to be real. He couldn’t help but smile to himself 

“Hey pennywise, i’m surprised we’ve never met, i’ve been in this town for quite some time now” 

They stopped walking in front of a large metal door

“I just arrived again, I come every 27 years”

“well i’m glad you came”

pennywise chuckled “i get the feeling you’ll say that again” He opened to door to reveal a dimly lit room and gestured for baba to go in first. He walked in and beheld what had to be a bedroom. Suddenly he felt pennywise grab his hips from behind and pull him close “Are you ready to float?” he whispered in baba’s ear. Baba was shook, he knees became weak and his heart felt as if it was pounding out of his chest. He turned to face pennywise “yes”

He wrapped his spaghetti like arms around pennywise and pulled him in for a kiss. Pennywise had a snake like tongue and pushed into against baba’s. He could feel pennywises puffballs pressing against him and he took a handful of his orange hair, gently pulling it as their kiss became more passionate. They stumbled their way onto a pile of human bones, Pennywise landing on top of baba and grinding against him. “i’m gunna make you my babatwink” he said as he began tearing off the babadooks black clothes. “no!” Babadook said, grabbing at pennywises clothes and shredding them,”i’ll be your babapowerbottom” 

The two began making babalove, the babadook proving to be the most formidable powerbottom pennywise had ever been fucked by. Once baba was done pennywise rolled him over and slapped his babaass before thrusting into him. Babadook began shrieking “harder pennydaddy, harder” 

Once the two were done and covered in clown pie filling they laid together and began telling one another their favorite kills.

This really was the start of a wonderful nightmare

Pennydook: a fic

deetledeet:

Rated M.. tw: human remains. butt sex. An f word.

my friends wanted this and i’m doing it omg. ——– The babadook sauntered down the street after successfully claiming another victim, shivering with delight as he relived the fresh memory. As he glided, something peculiar caught his eye. A red balloon. 

“How odd, this time of night for there to be a balloon” he thought. He wiggled over to the drain it was attached to. Turning his head completely upside down he inspected to see what it was tied to. Suddenly: a face. A devious face that seemed to seethe out murderous intent… “just like me” thought the babadook.

“hello” the face said. “what is your name”

“babadook” he replied

the face seemed slightly taken aback “what a wonderful name, do you want to come float down here?”

“well, I guess i’m not doing anything better, i was going to proceed to someone elses nightmare but…floating is one of my favorite things”

the face grinned, the babadook couldn’t help but gasp and think how perfect a smile this face had - was he..blushing?

The babadook slithered into the storm drain and beheld his host, a clown. They were about the same height, which the babadook caught himself thinking that he liked that. “and what is your name, my generous host?”

“Pennywise the dancing clown” he grinned

“P-pennywise…what a wonderful name” 

Pennywise’ grin turned less sinister, almost more genuine. 

“You know,” said babadook, “my friends call me Baba for short, if that’s easier for you”

The two began walking down the sewers, pennywise leading the way by a few feet. 

“i think your hat is really lovely” pennywise stated “do you mind me asking where you got it?”

“Oh this old thing? I’ve had it so long I can’t remember”

The two continued down in the sewer tunnels. Babadook really enjoyed pennywise’ company. This was going to turn into a lovely night, baba could feel it. He didn’t know why he felt that way, that was just the vibe he was reading. Suddenly baba took a step and a loud crunch echoed throught the tunnels. He looked down and saw a small human skull, it had to be that of a child.

Pennywise stopped and slowly turned, another delightful grin on his face “does that frighten you?” Babadook looked up from the skull and saw the smile “on the contrary, dead children are one of my favorite things to look at” 

Pennywise’ eyes grew big “are you being serious? i finally have a common interest with someone?” Babadook smiled for the first time, his wide toothy grin and took a step closer to pennywise, letting his full weight crush the skull. “I’m very happy we met” he blushed. 

Pennywise’ eyes became playful, “i have a room i want to show you, i think you’ll really enjoy it” he turned and started leading the way. Baba followed. 

It was a little chilly down in the tunnels, the smell of rot and human filth permeated the babadooks senses. “Humans are disgusting, aren’t they” he said with a grimace. Pennywise chuckled “That’s partly why i live down here, besides the dampness, humans hate their own filth and don’t come looking for me. I just lure them in when i’m hungry” 

“are you hungry?” asked baba

“Not for human flesh…no i’m craving something else right now”

Baba became aware of the tension between them. Was he imagining this? No, it had to be real. He couldn’t help but smile to himself 

“Hey pennywise, i’m surprised we’ve never met, i’ve been in this town for quite some time now” 

They stopped walking in front of a large metal door

“I just arrived again, I come every 27 years”

“well i’m glad you came”

pennywise chuckled “i get the feeling you’ll say that again” He opened to door to reveal a dimly lit room and gestured for baba to go in first. He walked in and beheld what had to be a bedroom. Suddenly he felt pennywise grab his hips from behind and pull him close “Are you ready to float?” he whispered in baba’s ear. Baba was shook, he knees became weak and his heart felt as if it was pounding out of his chest. He turned to face pennywise “yes”

He wrapped his spaghetti like arms around pennywise and pulled him in for a kiss. Pennywise had a snake like tongue and pushed into against baba’s. He could feel pennywises puffballs pressing against him and he took a handful of his orange hair, gently pulling it as their kiss became more passionate. They stumbled their way onto a pile of human bones, Pennywise landing on top of baba and grinding against him. “i’m gunna make you my babatwink” he said as he began tearing off the babadooks black clothes. “no!” Babadook said, grabbing at pennywises clothes and shredding them,”i’ll be your babapowerbottom” 

The two began making babalove, the babadook proving to be the most formidable powerbottom pennywise had ever been fucked by. Once baba was done pennywise rolled him over and slapped his babaass before thrusting into him. Babadook began shrieking “harder pennydaddy, harder” 

Once the two were done and covered in clown pie filling they laid together and began telling one another their favorite kills.

This really was the start of a wonderful nightmare